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When we stand before the Lord and give account of all the words and things we’ve done, what will be said?

“I knew a lot about snakes.”

“I was able to drink three jugs of beer and still stand perfectly still.”

“I gave my children everything I could afford.”

“I didn’t do so good.  I ended up on the street doing drugs.”

“I went to church every Sunday.  But I just couldn’t bring it home with me.”

“I didn’t know You were real!”

“I just couldn’t bring myself to talk about You.  People are so mean.”

“What am I doing here?  I’m supposed to be a frog!”

“I hated You when I was there!  I hate You even more now!”

What cha gonna say?