Ahaha!  You atheists are a pretty slick bunch.  All the rest of the non-believers are running around like chickens with their heads cut off.  With the best of what they can muster they try to disobey with a clean conscience.

But you, why, just look at you.  Nip the entire problem in the bud.  You simply refuse to believe he exists.

All people who stand against God are in the same bucket.  You just got a slightly different twist to you.  Every city slicker has a bit of a problem riding a horse.  It doesn’t matter how they are dressed.