Ladies and gentlemen!  I want to thank you for patiently attending the pageantry of “Rebellion and Death”.  We do hope you’ve enjoyed the show. 

Our staff has worked tirelessly to bring you the very best in greed, corruption, chaos, rebellion, lewdness, and carnage.  Feel free to give them a hand if you happen to have one empty.

And we are glad to take note that you have purchased all our trinkets.  The commander of the trinket booth has told me that he even had to buy some back to sell to the new customers.  We are exceedingly pleased, not only at your attendance, but also your participation in our schedule and amenities.

The show is almost over.  From here out many of you will find our display a bit unpalatable for children.  Any of you who feels a bit squeamish about holiness and judgment are welcome to leave.  That is. of course. if you can find your way out.

You see this will be our last stage.  The owner of this place has called the lease.   (A lease that is non-renewable, I might add.)  He has sealed all the doors but one.

His guards are stationed there as you can see.  I will advise you that you may leave if you have the right price.  The cost is everything you own.  And frankly, no one leaves without a prepurchased ticket.

However, if you are pathetically poor and naked and blind and wretched like me, you will be sure to enjoy the rest of the show.

We are extremely excited about the last act.  The owner of this place has orchestrated it himself.  Without further adieu shall we proceed.