Birth certificate (Photo credit: maxim off)

The average fly lives about 21 days (or so they say, there are no birth or death certificates)

The average life of a Robin is about a year.  (I don’t know how they got that either)

The average life of a cow is between 7 and 15 years.  (unless the BBQ is up and running)

The average life of a horse is 25 to 30 years.  (see what people riding you will do?)

The elephant can live about 70 years.  (slowing down may be good for your health)

The average life of a human is about 77 years. (give or take a few miscreants)

Oaks average between 300 and 400 years.  (how many examples are needed to make the point?)

The end of life here is a given.  What happens after that is entirely up to you.

A death certificate is required as proof before some bereavement flights. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)