A funny thing happened on the way to today


Years ago I use to pump gas in the mountains of Oregon. One night a car with two nuns came in and I filled up the gas tank. When I was finished they gave me a credit card to pay the bill. I went into the shop and processed the credit card. After they signed it I ask them “When the Rapture happens who pays the bill”? I think they were a bit stunned at the question what they lacked was a sense of humor.